Well, what's this then?

Like a badger emerging into the warm summer sunshine (or torrential downpour, if we're being current), I have decided to start a food blog. All credit for the horrors yet to come go to my girlfriend, who was no doubt sick of constantly hearing me talk about food, especially in the middle of eating it. Thankfully I have a churning vortex of food-related silliness constantly spinning inside my head, so hopefully there will be a variety of things for me to talk about, some of which you may even find interesting or useful. Obviously, if there's anything in particular you would like me to discuss, feel free to let me know!